"How did the nobles become noble in the first place? They took it with the tip of a sword. I’ll do it with a lance!"
dude whenever u see those posts that are like “u can go to any fantasy world you want but just one” and people are like HOMESTUCK or DOCTOR WHO or w/e. nah man. pokemon. there’s no pressure to go to school. the entire fucking economy seems to be based off of battling. you can make literally thousands of dollars from pokemon battles. also you get pokemon. there is literally no downside to this.
"I would absolutely refuse to provide my services to a gay couple, but I’m not homophobic" says the guy I am arguing with on Facebook.
every time I see the commercial for The Book Thief on the tv
words are life, Liesel
I KNOW MAX I KNOW AND NOW I AM FUCKING SAD STOP
this is actually the absolute truth
if i was a dragon, tell me in my ask box what you think i would hoard as my treasure :-0
why did I bother arguing with the homophobes on facebook
What the majority of feminists probably don’t understand is that when men have children, those men become the patriarch of their family. How would females/mothers feel if there was a Masculist movement that blamed Matriarchy for all of the oppression in the world?
what is this even supposed to mean
If feminism is so “gooder”, then how does bacon cattle shrimp stew race goats across the pacific ocean? sorry, too LOGICAL for you???
TATIANA MASLANY [PUNCHES HOLE IN THE WALL] PLAYS SEVEN DIFFERENT CHARACTERS [THROWS CHAIR ACROSS THE ROOM] AND MAKES THEM ALL SEEM LIKE DIFFERENT PEOPLE [KICKS OVER TABLE] AND SOMETIMES PLAYS THREE PEOPLE IN ONE SCENE [RIPS SHIRT OFF AND RUNS SCREAMING INTO THE NIGHT]
So I read half of the E/R Up AU on AO3 and stopped halfway through before anyone died 10/10
My dad was kinda disappointed in Frozen because he was totally expecting Hans to rip off his gloves in the last part of the movie and have fire powers.
but could you imagine how cool that would be?? Then Elsa and Hans could duel it out with magic
His red hair was apparently what made my dad start thinking that. And Southern Isles, you know, where it’s supposed to be warmer.
your dad should have written frozen
jfc I’m never not going to be upset over Gyda’s death
goddammit I really don’t want to go to the dentist right now
"delicately-interconnected liked your post…."
omg pls fuck off forever